no kidding, the sun rose this morning at 2:11 and won't set tonight until 22:28. it is never dark. i could work shift work no problem after this.
i throw up my hands. i just don't know what to do anymore. i wish people would just be honest. now, if you're going to be honest, don't be all shy and awkward and make me feel guilty because you feel bad about telling the truth. gawd. if you honey-coat the truth, then i'll always be wondering what you held back. i'm a terrible mind-reader. trust me, i won't get the hint. i am not as subtle a person as my ideal self would be. i try to take things at face value and not second-guess what people say.
nalu and puppies are doing fine. nalu's weaning the pups and so they are ravenous. after only two feedings, they've associated me with food and the second they see me or smell me, they set up howling like little toothy fiends.
fiona, on the other hand, is apparently going through the terrible two's. the trainer warned me that dogs go through a kind of adolescent rebellion just before or around two years of age, where they appear to "forget" all their training. yesterday fiona peed on the floor twice and took a crap once. she also chewed up a roll of paper towel, ate half a chocolate pie, pulled off the window screen and jumped out the window, and scratched my leg. bitch. she better outgrow her rebellion damn quick, or she's gonna git it!
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you don't have to read my mind. i don't keep it shut very well. :) but when i meet people i don't know how much i should tell them. kent tells me sometimes that i said too much. where's the line?
fiona is pushing it. what a silly mutt. did you stick her nose in her pee and crap? that would be messy. too bad she can't understand when you make fun of her. i guess you can't humiliate her like i do with my students. oops... did i say humiliate?! i meant give her a happy time out.
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